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Everybody has got traits that... lets just say... they'd like to polish over....... its something that you almost have no control over...... its probably the ever successful capacity to always put your foot (and everyone elses) in your mouth.......... maybe its that you always get the punchline half an hour later or worse - after the last person stops laughing........ or maybe its just impulsive childishness that rises and sinks at its own convenience........ its caused us many a embarrassing moments...... ones you fear will always crowd your consciousness and be a constant reminder to the oddball you may be.....

..... but as most literary works at this juncture goes - you realise they are just right..... matter of fact, they can even be considered some sort of a quirk...... i mean, not all of them have to be cute and rustic like always smelling the pages of a book before reading it..... or borderline OCD like only eat mints in even numbers!....... truth is, it is these very factors that make us who we are..... and give us an identity beyond our name..........

...while these are the characteristics we would hate to be associated with... its intrinsic to us...... sometimes we so admire the opposing quality that we find it hard to accept that we are not so........ but its time we called a spade, a spade...... i have, embarrassingly enough, on multiple occasions not been as subtle as i would hope to be....... what can i say, unconsciously ill let my fingers glide through my hair and at times be flirtatiously charming.... but then someone comes along and i can't help but foolishly smile so wide - even if they were talking about panda bears being slaughtered!